それは彼女の毛むくじゃらのオマンコから滴り落ちています

You did what?

I stole my dad's credit card. He won't ever find out. He's too dumb to realize that anyone's using his stuff.

Oh, but the-

The room's nice though. When are you off work again?

Uh, I should be off in like the next hour or so.